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  • #76
    A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver.

    She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die.

    Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be in the ass, I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.

    Can you fulfill my wish?"

    "Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish.

    Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids."

    "Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too." "My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."
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    • #77
      Originally posted by Monkiesuncle View Post
      This has been posted in the wrong section - the above message is not a joke, or a funny .......
      Its so fuggn true tho ,,!
      its engine oil madge ,,,
      Your soaking in it ,,!!

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      • #78
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        Parts to Suit: Honda Z50A, Z50J1, Z50JZ, Z50R, Z50JDM, Z50M, QA50, QR50, MR50, XR50, CRF50, ATC70, CT70, CZ100, MSX125 (Grom), ST70, SL70, XL70, TRX70, XR75, XR80, TRX90, Kawasaki KLX110 and Z125 models to name a few.

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        • #79
          Ripped off another site - a few of these made me chuckle:

          * If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

          * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

          * What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

          * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

          * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

          * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

          * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

          * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

          - The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

          - Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

          - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

          - Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

          - The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

          - If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

          - Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

          - If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

          - 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".
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