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    > Subject: Grandfather of the Year
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    > A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his
    > badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child
    > screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things.
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    > The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we
    > won't be long". Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say,
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    > "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of
    > here. Hang in there”.
    >
    > At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart.
    > Grandfather says again in a controlled voice,
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    > "William, relax buddy, don't get upset.
    > We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."
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    > Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading
    > his groceries and the boy into the car.
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    > She says, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I
    > don't know
    > how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter
    > how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things
    > would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather."
    >
    > "Thanks," says the grandfather, "but I am William,
    >
    > this little a - hole's name is Timmy".

  • #2
    Ha!

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    • #3
      Good one
      Need a new motor.

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      • #4
        Loved that ,keep them coming ��

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        • #5
          insane joke zane!!

          att mods - we need a daily joke thread - the world needs a good laugh.....

          g man.

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          • #6
            Good idea so I have just started one
            Zane

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