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  • #16
    Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said:

    "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
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    • #17
      The 3 rules for an aging man.
      1. Never pass a toilet.
      2. Never waste a hard on.
      3. Never trust a fart.

      If it's not clean enough Dex delete it.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MADZ50 View Post
        The 3 rules for an aging man.
        1. Never pass a toilet.
        2. Never waste a hard on.
        3. Never trust a fart.

        If it's not clean enough Dex delete it.
        Yes I remember when I used to have wet dreams & dry farts

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        • #19
          Hahaha thats funnier than the joke.

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          • #20
            The Mother Superior was having a nice warm bath when there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She enquired. A mans' voice yelled back "Blind man". Mother Superior thinks to herself that it can't do any harm to quickly duck out in Her birthday suit to open the door to a blind man. When She opened the door the man says "nice rack love, where do you want your blinds?" Boom boom tish... (It's the closest one to a clean one I know...)
            "nil carborundum illegitimi"

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            • #21
              whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you




              a fridge

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              • #22
                What's brown and sticky?


                A stick...



                Two cannibals were eating a clown and one asks "does this clown taste funny to you"
                "nil carborundum illegitimi"

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                • #23
                  How do you know if a womans had too many facelifts?



                  She has a hairy chest.

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                  • #24
                    9 Deadly Words used by a Woman.

                    1) Fine
                    This is the word women use to end an arument when they are right and you need to shut up!!.

                    2) Five minutes
                    If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

                    3) Nothing
                    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. ( fine refer to #1)

                    4)Go Ahead
                    This is a dare, not permission.Don't Do it!!

                    5) Loud Sigh
                    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothng (refer back to #3 for meaning of nothing.)

                    6) That's Okay
                    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake..

                    7)Thanks
                    A Woman is thanking you, Do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (Want to add in a clause here - this is true, Unless she says 'Thanks a Lot' - that is PURE sarcasum and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ' you're welcome'. thats will bring on a ''whatever''

                    8) Whatever
                    Is a women's way of saying STUFF YOU!.

                    9) Don't worry about it, I got it.
                    Anther dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ''Whats wrong?" For the women's response refer to #3

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                    • #25
                      I went to butchers the other day and i bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said 'NO WAY, the steaks are too high.

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                      • #26
                        Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow

                        When chuck Norris's shit hits the fan, the fan breaks
                        Don't judge me by the size of my bike

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                        • #27
                          A policeman pulls a car over, as he approaches the window he see's the man has a VB stubbie label stuck to his forehead. He asks "have you been drinking mate?"
                          The driver answers nah mate I'm on the patches see.

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                          • #28
                            What did the 0 say to the 8????





                            That's a tight belt
                            Save the monkeys

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by OCDZ50J View Post
                              What did the 0 say to the 8????

                              That's a tight belt
                              Why was 6 scared ?


                              Because 7 , 8 , 9

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                              • #30
                                Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

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